// **RANDOM QUOTE GENERATOR** //
// Taken from http://www.angelfire.com/fl/BuffyandCast //
// Elyot Hoy. Jan2002 //

var howMany = 36
var quote = new Array(howMany+1) 
quote[0]="It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.<br> -Chinese proverb"
quote[1]="How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
quote[2]="Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change but it does.<br> -Buffy"
quote[3]="While you sit doing nothing, the world turns."
quote[4]="Just remember... Death is Inevitable."
quote[5]="You cannot stop the inevitable from happening, only delay it."
quote[6]="Insanity is contagious and I think I've caught it!"
quote[7]="Everything in life depends on what you compare it to."
quote[8]="That which is done cannot always be undone as easily."
quote[9]="The best things in life may be free, but you have to pay for the worser things."
quote[10]="All good things come in small packages... <br>...but so does poison."
quote[11]="All good things must come to an end, and so must everything else eventually."
quote[12]="It's a vicious circle... and I've been bitten by it."
quote[13]="Life is just a series of changes."
quote[14]="Don't eat bread."
quote[15]="I FOUND HOW TO DO CAPITAL LEtters! damn!!!<br> ..its gone again!!!"
quote[16]="Eating people may be wrong, but it is not, strictly speaking, illegal in Britain.<br> -Paul Sieveking (Fortean Times)"
quote[17]="I try not to get involved in my life: it's far too complex.<br> -Michael Garibaldi (Babylon 5)"
quote[18]="It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, without knowing you're looking for a needle, and for a needle that is too small to see anyway."
quote[19]="Shooting?!... Right, you're fired! -Anon"
quote[20]="I may be captain by rank, but all I ever wanted to be was an engineer.<br> -Scotty (Star Trek)" 
quote[21]="Remember always that thou art a Techie.<br> - The Techie Gospel"
quote[22]="Sometimes it is wiser to feign stupidity."
quote[23]="No darkness lasts forever; and even then, there are stars.<br> -Ged The Archmage<br>('The Farthest Shore', Ursula Le Guin)"
quote[24]="While I've been putting off and putting off, the trees have been growing - now, it's too late.<br> -Silas Marner, George Eliot"
quote[25]="Everything comes to light, sooner or later. When God Almighty wills it, our secrets are found out.<br> -Silas Marner, George Eliot"
quote[26]="If we aren't supposed to eat animals,<br> why are they made of meat?"
quote[27]="If in doubt, bleat like a sheep and waggle your ears."
quote[28]="Everyone talks about apathy, but can anyone really be bothered to do anything about it?"
quote[29]="I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that sompe thinkle peep I am.<br> It's just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get."
quote[30]="Mmmm... jam."
quote[31]="Not knowing things doesn't make you stupid, not LISTENING makes you stupid.<br> - Anon"
quote[32]="I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.<br>- A member of the <a href='http://www.halfbakery.com' target='blank' class='quote_blob_text'>HalfBakery</a>."
quote[33]="If it's the Invisible Man, tell him I can't see him."
quote[34]="There's nothing you can do that can't be done.<br>Beatles - All You Need Is Love"
quote[35]="So many things may clamour for an individual's attention that he ends up simply doing nothing.<br>-'Survival Psychology' Book"
quote[36]="You never know what each day will bring... that's what makes it worth it."

function rndnumber()
{ 
 var randscript = -1 
 while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript))
 { 
  randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1)) 
 } 
 return randscript 
}
 
quo = rndnumber() 
quox = quote[quo] 
document.write('"'+quox+'"')