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...normal service will be resumed as soon as possible, we apologise for the delay. Please mind the emergency doors, which are situated here, here, here and here and will be highlighted by large orange flares in case of disaster. Please do not panic, but remain calm and walk carefully... I SAID DON'T PANIC!!... If ingested seek medical attention immediately.
Thank you for your attention, I bid you goodnight.

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